Saturday, January 5, 2008

Egg Salad, defined

I suppose its time I make myself clear on what exactly defines egg salad.

Egg salad is made of eggs + mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is made of eggs.
Therefore, egg salad = eggs + eggs.


So, to steal and borrow some examples, primarily from one friend of mine:
1. Trying to throw away a trashcan (and not being able to, because the trash collector doesn't understand that it is actually TRASH)

2. A mafia boss being arrested while watching a TV show about a mafia boss being arrested (previous post here)

3. Your mother making a 'your mom' joke (reference here).

4. Getting a piece of floss stuck between your teeth. Get it? (reference here)

Got it?

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